About 5 years ago, Maxim Magazine published The Code and The Code 2.  I think it is about time for Maxim to publish The Code 3.  But, until they do, I have a couple of rules that I feel should be included.

 

Rule # 593:  Under no circumstances shall a man use the hand blow dryer in a locker-room to dry himself after a shower.

 

Rule # 5,218:  Thou shall not use a public urinal while naked.

 

Rule #975:  While standing next to another dude at a urinal (separated by a divider, of course), no man shall let one rip.  That's just not cool man.

I'm not sure if Brett would consider the TurboTap for his "Coolest Idea Ever" series, but I still think it is cool.  Just think, you could get your drink on faster and better with this great piece of technology.  I expect to see it be all the rage this year at OSU tailgate parties! 

 

Andrew, I think your brother-in-law needs this too.